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Leroy
climber
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God,It looks like I shoulda been there selling u guys T shirts.I only have about a thousand Kinnaloa Ts lying around.I'm thinking about flooding the Textile Market.
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eeyonkee
Trad climber
Golden, CO
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You're right, Phantom X, you don't do mushy in public very well. I'll bet Piggott could do a better job:)
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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Here's a picture with you in it Brad, from '86.
Also, if you look real hard, you can see Leroy:
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Klimmer
Mountain climber
San Diego
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BH,
Well I can see I missed the '81, '82, and '83 Great Western Bouldering contests via T-shirts, since I was gone from San Diego from early '80 until '84. Bummer. That was a lot of activity while I was gone :-(( So who won those contests?
Edit: By the way I have a picture of Phantom X and Mrs. Agent 13. I'll post it up soon. It's a classic.
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scuffy b
climber
The town that Nature forgot to hate
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Supertopians: Oracle, Phantom X is broadcasting secret
messages and we've lost our decoder rings! What can we do?
Oracle: .... ... ...
Supertopians: Quickly, more burnt offerings!!
What can be done, Oracle?
Oracle: Kick Poway's Ass!!
Details may be off, but that's the recurring gag in the feature
article in Stone the Crows, reputedly still in existence
in the possession of Agent 13.
Eagerly awaiting the scanning of The Itis and Stone the Crows,
if it is deemed possible (I only made it through Page 1 of The
Itis, the point where Nate Smith is kicked out of Poway).
Bloated Ibex? hmm..
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scuffy b
climber
The town that Nature forgot to hate
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Klimmer, help me out. I want info on those OW thingies out past
Lemon Chiffon and the Uncertainty Principle. I almost had a
heart attack, my eyeballs were practically pickled from all the
sweat pouring into them, I have a sore throat from breathing so
hard, I wore out the button on the back of my pants, but my
precise delicate footwork ultimately saved the day.
Don't those things have names? I gotta know. Harder than 5.8, innit? I mean,
that first one even felt harder than Doggie Do!!
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eeyonkee
Trad climber
Golden, CO
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scuffy_b - I have the San Diego Climbing Guide right here in front of me. From what I can tell, the easier one (west side) is Eric's Crack (5.9), and the harder one on the east side is unnnamed, but rated 5.10. Personally, I'd call the east side crack at least 5.10c.
And just what did the Oracle have against Poway? Was it our juggling prowess?
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scuffy b
climber
The town that Nature forgot to hate
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Thanks, eeyonkee.
Per the Oracle, it's hard to know. After all, when all the
smoke cloud blew away, The Oracle was revealed to be DJ (Dennis
Jennings), and he probably had a unique logical perspective.
But what do I know, those barstids wouldn't even give me a hat,
even though I fully woulda "looked tough in a G&E Buff"
Rember?
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Klimmer
Mountain climber
San Diego
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All I know is that the historical PMBs document in the possesion of Agent 13 and Phantom X is ROTFLMAO funny. It should be posted and then archived and sealed under Argon gas. Let the world decide the true meaning.
And now the revealing of Phantom X and Agent 13. Duh - da - da - dah!!
I think the two of them asleep while Salad gives Dr. Shockley an award for the best looking legs, out climbing everyone younger, or just being an inspiration, among other reasons I can't remember due to some alcohol induced condition I suffered, show a defense mechanism when on camera --- they fall asleep or pretend to be asleep. But we can still see you! Here they are, Mr. Kinley Adams and Mrs. Adams, Phantom X and Agent 13.
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Brunosafari
Boulder climber
Redmond, OR
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Klimmer-I was just catchin' up and roaring, reading all about the Woodson gig and finally I came to the revealing of Agent 13 and Phantom X.
I felt a responsibility to warn you...the identities you have observed and have climbed with and even have photographed, may, in fact, be false identities, masquerade dillitant, or some other crafty form of beguilment.
Also, I have heard it is common for them to close their eyes for long periods of time in preparation for stealthy activities requiring night vision skills. Climbers: check your gear!!
Skuffy B- You're breaking my heart- why didn't you get a buffer hat?!
Grug-eeonk ee! -can you verify, concerning the documents, that they were not forgeries?
Wish I coulda been der!
Brunosafari
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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*Phantom X * Scuffy B * Crusher * Agent13*
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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Lot's of old climbing stuff showed up,
I mean, besides our tattered physiques and Ray's packs.
But nobody took up the Amick challenge of actually using it:
Nor did anybody bother trying to twist the toes of Scuffy's keen boot collection:
But, BUT, there was to be seen, all over the mountain, scads of nice girls well positioned to seek audience with us bad old farts:
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Off White
climber
Tenino, WA
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Hah, I was right behind you when you came up to those two women, "Hey, do you mind if I take your picture and pretend you're part of our group?" Man, you're such a smooth talker, they consented, ya'll swapped names and shook hands, and you snapped that pic. I muttered to myself that little did they know, but they're picture was going to wind up on th" interwebs in a few days.
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Phantom X
Trad climber
Honeycomb Hideout
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Agent 13 here with pics from the recent stakeout, whatever you do, don't tell Phantom X! Prepare yourself, hhmmm,I may need help with the pic post.
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Klimmer
Mountain climber
San Diego
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Agent 13,
I think you posted it in invisible internet mode, kind of like invisible secret agent ink. We can't see it. :-))
Do you have a free photobucket account or other? Lots of help on this thread to get you going. Someone will help you get it shown. Please advise.
Right now its a "No-Seeum"
Edit:
Perhaps you meant to post an "X," in that case don't I feel foolish . . . ;-))
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scuffy b
climber
The town that Nature forgot to hate
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Bruno, it broke my heart, too, at the time.
Private Cool Head Sir, in an overprotective
state, decided that giving me a hat would set
a dangerous precedent. It was sort of like
trying to maintain control of all the H-bombs
when the USSR broke up.
I tell you, it's a big burden going through life
knowing that you're considered a security risk.
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scuffy b
climber
The town that Nature forgot to hate
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I would like to offer special thanks to some people whose
contributions to this outrageous event have BEEN OVERLOOKED.
Most especially and specifically:
G_Gnome
Watusi
Waughzoo
Brunosafari
The byword was Be There Or Be Slandered, and, Boys, let me tell
you, there was some high-grade dirt flung in the general
directions of your carefully cultivated reputations.
Without you, there's no telling what unhealthy outlets for
scurrilous remarks would have been employed.
WE COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU!!
Wait a minute...we couldn't have done it with you? No, something
is not right...
THANKS TO EVERYONE
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bvb
Social climber
flagstaff arizona
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Topic Author's Reply - May 4, 2007 - 08:21pm PT
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scruffster, let's face it. they're old. they're washed up. they'd never have held up to the five star standard we set: massive crankage in extreme heat while in a state of extreme inebriation. best leave that kind of action to us big boys.
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scuffy b
climber
The town that Nature forgot to hate
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Well put. I bow to your logic.
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F'ueco
Boulder climber
San Jose, CA
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Hey Tarnuster...
I just want to know if you got where those two girls were from. The one had a nice accent.
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