Trip Report
Abducted to... (Area 51 ?)

by Spider Savage
Tuesday April 10, 2012 12:47am
Easter Sunday, kids grown and gone, wife with family. No witnesses.

The sun beat hard and harsh on the shaggy fringe of Los Angeles. I was enjoying a cool tall Aperol Spritz when I was visited by a different kind of Easter Bunny.

I was quickly transported to a place I shouldn't be. I was shown things that I should NOT have seen. And here now I am going to show you those things.

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With a rush, I arrived. Whoa!
With a rush, I arrived. Whoa!
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Computer analysis, complete.
Computer analysis, complete.
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Artifacts.
Artifacts.
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Strange life form.
Strange life form.
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Behold, A Pale Crag.
Behold, A Pale Crag.
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What you have just seen, cannot be unseen.

I have taken you to a place where people do not want you to go.

Your life may never be the same again.

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Spider Savage 		About the Author
Spider Savage is a mountain climber from SoCal.

Comments
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
  Apr 10, 2012 - 12:51am PT
How long did those Easter eggs sit out in the sun before you ate 'em?
Jan

Mountain climber
Colorado & Nepal
  Apr 10, 2012 - 12:54am PT

You can expect a knock on your door shortly.
Unless a swat team kicks it down during the night
thekidcormier

Gym climber
squamish, b.c.
  Apr 10, 2012 - 01:34am PT
Well isnt that neat
Tony Bird

climber
Northridge, CA
  Apr 10, 2012 - 10:10am PT
i've seen that place. my wife bought some extra clay and i'm making a model in our living room.
Ezra Ellis

Trad climber
North wet, and Da souf
  Apr 10, 2012 - 09:11am PT
Where was the easter bunny?
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
Author's Reply  Apr 11, 2012 - 12:06am PT
By the way. If you lost a really nice pair of sunglasses at the parking area recently, PM me to get them back.
Mtnmun

Trad climber
Top of the Mountain Mun
  Apr 11, 2012 - 12:09am PT
A cosmic saucer siGHting, yea baby!
Darwin

Trad climber
Seattle, WA
  Apr 11, 2012 - 12:21am PT
+1 spider

and

+1 cosmic
Batrock

Trad climber
Burbank
  Apr 11, 2012 - 01:29am PT
I think we talked about this spot at the slide show, how does that left skyline look?
slobmonster

Trad climber
SF (via NH & CO)
  Apr 11, 2012 - 01:32am PT
My Matzoh balls never gave me those kind of tracers. Damn bro.
Mungeclimber

Trad climber
Nothing creative to say
  Apr 11, 2012 - 01:41am PT
get the gimp
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
Author's Reply  May 25, 2016 - 10:28pm PT
bump for some slight interest. The two routes on the left went at 5.3 - 5.4 loose.
brotherbbock

climber
So-Cal
  May 26, 2016 - 08:11am PT
See any Nephilim???
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