It had been awhile since our last trip to joshua tree, so i took lil bob out again. This time he remembered his suspenders.
I warned bob to steer clear of the catsclaw bushes, but the first thing he did is get himself tangled in one
Lil bob thought it was real funny that I had to help him get out of the bush. This set the tone for the rest of the trip.
We stopped outside the park and i tried to teach bob how to shoot my .45, but all he did was screw around
He wouldnt even look at the target, so i decided that shooting was probably not the best idea
So i leave lil bob on his own for one second so i could narrate the start of our trip
And he bolts the minute my back is turned, wtf
It took a shoe string tackle to bring him down. As you can imagine i was pretty irritated by now
Time for a little old fashioned punishment
After lil bobs trip to the woodshed, i thought it would be nice to do a little climbing, but bob was being a total dick


i swear ta god i wanted to bitch slap him until my arm gave out
nice rack, bob
That was it, i was sick of lil bob's attitude, and we drove straight back home. Bob got to ride under the cooler the whole way home. Hopefully bob will come around after the vigorous re education program i have planned for him, and we can finish this trip report.