Trip Report
Attempt on Exocet, Cerro Standhart
Friday November 27, 2015 1:53pm
This is what the weather in Patagonia usually looks like:
top left corner top right corner
Patagonian clouds at camp Niponino.
Patagonian clouds at camp Niponino.
Credit: KristofferSzilas
bottom left corner bottom right corner

Sometimes, however, the weather can be too good, at least if you are aiming to do an ice climb.
In 2012 my climbing partner and I had our eyes firmly fixed on climbing Exocet on Cerro Standhart and went up the Torre valley to do this ice climb regardless of the forecast, which was showing a 10 degree increase in temperature.

Here is the view from the base of the Torres on a scouting day to the base of Standhart (peak on the right):
[Click to View YouTube Video]

We got on the route anyway and started the first proper pitch at dawn.
top left corner top right corner
First pitch of Exocet.
First pitch of Exocet.
Credit: KristofferSzilas
bottom left corner bottom right corner

Other climbers went for the west face of Cerro Torre that day, which was only a marginally better decision given the warm conditions.
top left corner top right corner
Colin Haley and Andrea Di Donato getting ready to rappel down from Col...
Colin Haley and Andrea Di Donato getting ready to rappel down from Col Standhart to the west face of the Torres.
Credit: KristofferSzilas
bottom left corner bottom right corner

top left corner top right corner
View over the ice cap on the western side of the Torres from Col Stand...
View over the ice cap on the western side of the Torres from Col Standhart.
Credit: KristofferSzilas
bottom left corner bottom right corner

top left corner top right corner
Slab climbing in crampons is always good fun.
Slab climbing in crampons is always good fun.
Credit: KristofferSzilas
bottom left corner bottom right corner

top left corner top right corner
The view of Fitz Roy's west face.
The view of Fitz Roy's west face.
Credit: KristofferSzilas
bottom left corner bottom right corner

top left corner top right corner
More sketchy rock in crampons.
More sketchy rock in crampons.
Credit: KristofferSzilas
bottom left corner bottom right corner

top left corner top right corner
Snow slope to reach the Exocet chimney.
Snow slope to reach the Exocet chimney.
Credit: KristofferSzilas
bottom left corner bottom right corner

top left corner top right corner
It was so warm that day that we could sit in t-shirts and dry out our ...
It was so warm that day that we could sit in t-shirts and dry out our socks. Not a good sign...
Credit: KristofferSzilas
bottom left corner bottom right corner

top left corner top right corner
Exocet ice chimney.
Exocet ice chimney.
Credit: KristofferSzilas
bottom left corner bottom right corner

Once we got to the ice chimney we could see that water was coming down, but we kept going anyway:
[Click to View YouTube Video]

It did not take too long before we were completely soaking wet. Every time you would kick the front-points into the ice you could feel water coming OUT of your boots. Again, not a good sign.

We were getting so cold from the running water that we could only do half pitches at a time, because otherwise the belayer would get too cold to even hold on to the ropes:
[Click to View YouTube Video]

In the end it just did not make any sense to continue and I literally feared that we would freeze to death right there in the couloir. This was the coldest I have ever been on a dozen expeditions including four trip to Alaska:
[Click to View YouTube Video]

top left corner top right corner
Bailing for survival.
Bailing for survival.
Credit: KristofferSzilas
bottom left corner bottom right corner

top left corner top right corner
View of Poincenot from inside of the Exocet chimney.
View of Poincenot from inside of the Exocet chimney.
Credit: KristofferSzilas
bottom left corner bottom right corner

Our problems did not end by getting out of the couloir, because we where so hypothermic that we could not think straight. I dropped an ice tool and we got the ropes stuck several times.
Back on the glacier it was still so warm that a snow bridge collapsed on me and I got to see the inside of a crevasse. We were of course not even roped up at the time!
When we reached the moraine we couldn't find camp Niponino in the dark, so we where pretty tired when we finally found our tent some time after dawn about 30 hours after starting out the previous night.

Our experience is apparently pretty common for this climb, so don't try to do it on a warm day!

  Trip Report Views: 3,160
KristofferSzilas
About the Author
Kristoffer Szilas is a mountain climber from Denmark.

Comments
micronut

Trad climber
Fresno/Clovis, ca
  Nov 27, 2015 - 02:57pm PT
What a wild and spooky adventure. Way to keep your act together and get out of there in one piece. Fantastic photos. Looking forward to checking out your other trip reports. Great work in putting them all together.


Scott
Larry Nelson

Social climber
  Nov 29, 2015 - 07:54am PT
KS:
Yeah, there is a lot to be said for colder and drier.
Once wet, you're screwed.
I always thought water running under the ice was interesting but it sure gives pause.
Thanks for the great pictures and story.
rbob

climber
  Nov 29, 2015 - 08:06am PT
Cotton t-shirt?
Bushman

climber
Venus photo -by bushman
  Nov 29, 2015 - 08:07am PT
Once had an ice face fall off before we climbed it, another time an ice route looked like it was going to crack in half while we were on it. Never had water flowing out of the ice onto me though, pretty scary and potentially deadly. Glad your team got down safely. Great reports, sir!
Marlow

Sport climber
OSLO
  Nov 29, 2015 - 08:18am PT

Great storytelling and the attempt-TRs make the storytelling as a whole very real. RSPCT!
Sierra Ledge Rat

Mountain climber
Old and Broken Down in Appalachia
  Nov 29, 2015 - 08:44am PT
COOLEST!
Gnome Ofthe Diabase

climber
Out Of Bed
  Nov 29, 2015 - 09:23am PT
I spent all my share of time online soaking in this mans amazing pics and adventures..
That I did not acknowledge this gnarly share was as much an over site as it was
an exhibit of alpine intoxication - from the couch..
le_bruce

climber
Oakland, CA
  Dec 3, 2015 - 11:29am PT
Yes x 1 million. Thank you for posting.
KristofferSzilas

Mountain climber
Denmark
Author's Reply  Dec 3, 2015 - 12:52pm PT
Here is a video of the view from Camp Niponino on a nice calm day, when I brought my wife there for a hike:
[Click to View YouTube Video]
Ezra Ellis

Trad climber
North wet, and Da souf
  Dec 3, 2015 - 06:33pm PT
Great content , thank you 👍
Spiny Norman

Social climber
Boring, Oregon
  Dec 3, 2015 - 09:47pm PT
Super report & good mountain judgement. Great stuff.
Larry Nelson

Social climber
  May 5, 2016 - 01:30pm PT
Bumpin another good to the top
Go