Trip Report
Cannabis Wall
Friday November 11, 2011 12:23pm
So I met up with Ray the Butcher at 730am in the Chief parking lot, Ray is a fellow aspiring big wall aid climber, and we set out to push for a new high point on Cannabis Wall, a wall we had both had our own separate attempts on. On my previous attempt I went solo and made it a bit past the the 3rd belay(Baby blue tack). On Rays previous attempt they made it to the second belay.

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New High point <br/>
New High point

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Armed with a triple rack of cams , a haul bag full of snacks, water, layers and a hammer N' heads incase any of the fixed gear had blown out. Our goal; 5 pitches to Cannabis ledge according to the Maddaloni guide book, its a 2 day mission for most beginners.

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Extra gear as seen from my belay seat atop Pitch 2
Extra gear as seen from my belay seat atop Pitch 2
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Ray swung the first lead up the bolt and rivet ladder thats accessed by a bat hook to a grappling hook and then a few cams In this expanding flake!!

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Pitch ONE
Pitch ONE
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The first time I came to try the route I had no idea about the C2 hook moves to get to the flake to get to the bolt ladder, all it says in the 200l Mclane Guide book is 'A bolt ladder marks the start of the route' As you can see in the photo of ray its quite a way up where the bolt ladder starts.

After Ray Reached the anchors he fixed the lead line for me and set up for his first haul, I jugged up the rope using my gibbs ascender and my petzel shunt, having finally found my rhythm I managed to race the haul bag up to the belay and started racking for pitch2.

Slowly but surely I led pitch2 for the second time, this time with triple pecker heads for the technical crux,(I have no idea how I made it through this part with only one pecker last time) once through the crux I bypassed the hanging belay and proceeded to a set of chains on a ledge in the middle of pitch 3, fixed the lead line and set up the haul system for a body haul. As Ray jugged and cleaned the gear I set up my belay seat and flaked the haul line.

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Ray figuring out how to clean my last piece
Ray figuring out how to clean my last piece
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The last few moves to this belay on lead involved a cam hook above that nut, to a grappling hook, then a free climbing mantle off of the grappling hook onto the soaking wet ledge. Cleaning the last piece proved tricky for Ray as it was about 8 feet left of the belay, I'm not even sure how he got it out...

Back to Ray for leading duty and he got right amongst it in the shallow corner of pitch 3 and got down to business hooking.

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Who you calling a hooker?
Who you calling a hooker?
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Was I ever stoked on having my fancy new belay seat as it took Ray 3 hours to link the 3rd and 4th pitchs together, while I hung out belaying, and eatting sangys, and smoking doobies!

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linkin pitchs
linkin pitchs
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By the time Ray reached the top of P4 it was nearly 5 o'clock, he fixed the lead line for me to jug up and haul up the 'pig', mainly for hauling practise also to get our lunch and doobies up.

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Ray the Rope gun
Ray the Rope gun
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Establishing our High point
Establishing our High point
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From here we did 3 2rope rappels out I tried out a new rappel method using my metolius personal anchor with the shunt on the end loop and then 2 loops closer my ATC and the haul bag hanging from the same loop on a shoulder length sling, It worked awesome!

Hope ya'll enjoyed, smoke em' if ya got em'


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thekidcormier is a trad climber from squamish, b.c, he is especially fond of his trusty tricams. When not free climbing or working he can be found aid climbing or playing in the mountains somewhere. He spends his evenings surfing the cyber web and updating his blog http://thekidcormier.blogspot.com/ - Check it out.

Comments
thekidcormier

Gym climber
squamish, b.c.
Author's Reply  Nov 11, 2011 - 12:50pm PT
sorry guys they should all work now
Mighty Hiker

climber
Outside the Asylum
  Nov 11, 2011 - 01:24pm PT
Thanks! We did Cannabis - the wall, that is, not the funny stuff - eons ago, but in February. Which made the start of the pitch a little simpler. You just kick steps up the snow, whack a bong (Oops! another naughty word) in, and you're on the bolts. But somewhat similar conditions to yours, that is to say cold and wet. One highlight was using two or three rurps in a row at the end of the second pitch.

ps Why "Ray, the Butcher"?
Ghost

climber
A long way from where I started
  Nov 11, 2011 - 01:24pm PT
The pictures are working now, so thanks. Sounds like you had a great time.

I don't know anything about peckers and cam hooks and beaks and all that modern sh#t, but a few years ago I posted a note about Cannabis Wall done with ancient sh#t. I reckon it's worth reviving and enshrining in an actual Cannabis Wall TR. Goes something like this...

I set off up Cannabis one day with a friend who shall remain nameless. All the old Squamish climbers know him, but as you will see, a little anonymity is probably the decent path here. Suffice to say he was one of Squamish's better climbers of the day, and since Cannabis was relatively short and not very hard, we set out despite a forecast of rain, figuring we'd be up it fairly quickly, and could bail from pretty much anywhere even if the rain came early. Back then it was officially graded A4, but was really a one-move wonder -- just five pitches, and only one of them difficult. But the hardness of the climb isn't really relevant to the softness that erupted, so on with the story...

We made our way upwards. He led p1, I led p2, he led p3. But as I approached the end of the pitch his demeanor changed. "Hurry up!"

Well, okay. I'd felt a few sprinkles. (Of rain, okay? We're not at that part of the story yet.) But it didn't seem like reason to bail, or even to make haste.

"What's the deal?"

"C'mon, man. Get up here!"

"We're okay, it's not really raining."

"Raining? I don't care about the RAIN, you gotta get out from below me! FAST!"

"Huh?"

"I gotta sh#t. Oh, man, I gottta sh#t real bad!"

I cleaned the last couple of placements as fast as I could, and even as I was reaching for the bolts at the station he was pushing his pants down inside his Whillans Harness.

TOOOOT! BRRAAATTT! SQQUUUIIIIRRRRRRTTTTT!

Missed me, but it sure didn't miss the rope, which was hanging straight down beneath us on the slightly-less-than vertical wall.

What can I say? Two more pitches with a rope totally covered in diarrhea? Or three raps on a rope totally covered in diarrhea? Untying and jumping off seemed like a more pleasant choice.

But he was obviously not well, so rapping was really the only choice. The first rap was about what you'd expect. There were a lot of corn kernels which provided some color, though. And after the first rappel the rain started, which at least washed some of the grossness off us and the ropes on the next two raps.

So there you have it. Hard men & soft poo, back in the day at Squamish.

And, no, I ain't making this sh#t up. It was real sh#t. My little pal Tami even immortalized it in one of her 'toons (which I'll try to dig out and post).
bmacd

Trad climber
100% Canadian
  Nov 11, 2011 - 01:53pm PT
I am an RCMP officer with the organized crime unit. Your EXIF and IP number have been recorded. If you choose to drop by your nearest detachment office and turn yourself in, your sentences will be reduced. Otherwise there will be a risk of injury or death during your arrest, 1000x greater than any risk you encountered on the climb.
thekidcormier

Gym climber
squamish, b.c.
Author's Reply  Nov 11, 2011 - 03:52pm PT
HAHAHA! That a really shitty situation Ghost. Bmacd; you need to smoke one and mellow out.


thekidcormier

Gym climber
squamish, b.c.
Author's Reply  Nov 11, 2011 - 04:00pm PT
BTW ghost the small peckers are like the modernized rurp, and the bigger ones similar to knife blades. I know bruce is just jibbin cuz he's an ultra hard man, whut eva.
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
  Nov 11, 2011 - 04:22pm PT
Luke- Nice one. I would have much rather joined you guys than spraying windows with a big pole all day but duty calls.

Ghost- Sh*tty to say the least! Thanks for the laughs!
RayTheButcher

Trad climber
Vancouver
  Nov 11, 2011 - 05:35pm PT
Hey Luke, Great job on the trip report and photo's.

I have ropes and gear hung all over the place trying to dry it all out, haha.


thekidcormier

Gym climber
squamish, b.c.
Author's Reply  Nov 12, 2011 - 12:07pm PT
Tami; do you happen to know what issue that is, i would really like to see it after having read Ghosts first hand account of the whole shituation.

Anders; hauling bongs up c-wall, now that will help push the high point for sure, thanks for the idea!
bubble bubble bubble

BTW Ray is a butcher by trade, hence the name.

And Ray glad you liked the TR we oughtta get out there again, next time we should fix lined from our high point so we continue on the next day.7

Oh and Big Mike, AKA Albatros; Aislinn was Right!
Fish Boy

Social climber
Squeamish
  Nov 12, 2011 - 09:34pm PT
Mmmmm, my clock reads 4.20 all the time, we should go do a wall man...I have my eyes on Negro lesbian and humpty dumpty....keen?

Nick
jack herer

Big Wall climber
Veneta, Oregon
  Nov 12, 2011 - 11:02pm PT
f*#k I love smoking doobies and climbing... how cool ;)
RayTheButcher

Trad climber
Vancouver
  Nov 13, 2011 - 12:53am PT
yah Luke, we should definately get out if we get a couple days of "nice" weather and fix to the top of pitch 4(or higher), and then see how far we can get up breakfast run the next day...
Relic

Social climber
Weenie
  Nov 13, 2011 - 03:04pm PT
Way to go Luke! Nice TR! Where did you get that topo from? It looks really up to date with the mentioning of Boyd doing midnight run.

Pitter patter, watch out for splatter!
Zander

climber
  Nov 13, 2011 - 03:33pm PT
Good thread. ;-)
Z
YetAnotherDave

Trad climber
Vancouver, BC
  Nov 13, 2011 - 03:39pm PT
Relic, the topo is Matt Maddaloni's: http://mattmaddaloni.com/Guide%20Books,%20Squamish%20BW.htm

It used to be available at Climb On in squamish, but I think it's online-only now.

bmacd

Trad climber
100% Canadian
  Nov 13, 2011 - 03:41pm PT
If I were you guys, I wouldn't be bragging about having "small peckers" either ....
Ezra Ellis

Trad climber
North wet, and Da souf
  Nov 13, 2011 - 03:54pm PT
loved the poo story Ghost, thanks to the kid too!
Ghost

climber
A long way from where I started
  Nov 13, 2011 - 04:36pm PT
Okay, here ya go...


(Tami, if you want me to pull this, just say so)
thekidcormier

Gym climber
squamish, b.c.
Author's Reply  Nov 13, 2011 - 05:30pm PT
Yo Relic; yetanotherdave is on it, it is Maddalonnis 2008 edition! its f*#king rocks!

Bruce if you were me...WE would not be having this conversation, therefor you'd be talking to yourself..

Fishboy; i think i need afew mellow walls under my belt before I start stepping to that A3+ business...but if you, or anyone else is looking for a partner(OR belay slave); drop me a PM and I'll let you know if I'm free



-Luke
LeeBow

Trad climber
Victoria BC
  Nov 14, 2011 - 01:18am PT
Hoo, Man! I love that route.

Went up on it in the POURING rain, just for kicks one time.
We trudged the gear in and settled in for a really wet day. Right off the ground are three or four (enhanced?) hook moves to get you up into the hollow flake/sheet weirdness. It's small talons and bat hooks and farther than I'd care to crater from so it's more like an aid boulder problem with good spotters required.

Beyond belief I'm actually having a good time when this dude shows up acting like he owns the park. He starts asking all kinds of questions about experience levels and talking about a gear check and generally making a pest of himself. I simply tune him out and keep on hooking. I figure if I'm going to engage him I might as well wait till I'm a little safer. By the time I get a cam in he's really got the gang going...showing gear! I'm all out of spotters...

I look down at him.
"So if you're such an expert, how come you've distracted my spotters away? Oh, by the way guys, I'm ready for a belay."

Instantly I had a spotter AND belayer.

The dude looked sheepish and buggered off.

Tee Hee.
alannamal

climber
B.C.
  Apr 6, 2015 - 06:04pm PT
Just did a solo mission on Cannabis this weekend. All of the cables on the rurps and heads are blown, so a bit of bonus spice to be had. I left a few pins up there. I'd like to think I left them as a public service, but it was probably because I was too lazy to clean them! And I had them so I did indeed smoke them!! Frickin love Squamish!!!
Flip Flop

climber
Earth Planet, Universe
  Apr 6, 2015 - 06:19pm PT
Rock the casbah!
alannamal

climber
B.C.
  Apr 6, 2015 - 07:01pm PT
Indeed, rock the sh#t out of that casbah!!
Ghost

climber
A long way from where I started
  Apr 6, 2015 - 08:49pm PT
All of the cables on the rurps and heads are blown,

There's fixed gear on Cannabis? That's seriously weird.
alannamal

climber
B.C.
  Apr 6, 2015 - 09:01pm PT
Why is it weird that there's fixed gear? Folks aren't gonna take their bashies with them when their done! One section on pitch 3 is getting a bit messy with 6 mangled heads and rurps in about a 20 foot stretch. They've clogged up all the holes! Hooking with a beak on top of broken heads works well.
cavemonkey

Ice climber
ak
  Apr 6, 2015 - 09:50pm PT
I was super stoned at the time

but my foggy memory recalls not even bringing a hammer up cannabis wall? Dont seem to remember much fixed gear either.....and memories great
alannamal

climber
B.C.
  Apr 6, 2015 - 10:17pm PT
I don't think we used a hammer the first time I climbed it years ago, but add 15 years and make it solo and I wanted to bash things into the rock!
Ghost

climber
A long way from where I started
  Apr 7, 2015 - 11:12am PT
Why is it weird that there's fixed gear? Folks aren't gonna take their bashies with them when their done! One section on pitch 3 is getting a bit messy with 6 mangled heads and rurps in about a 20 foot stretch. They've clogged up all the holes! Hooking with a beak on top of broken heads works well.

Why is it weird? Cuz the whole concept of aiding on fixed gear is weird -- to me. I know it's not weird to anyone who has been doing any aid in the last twenty-five years, but to someone who's aid memories are entirely of hammering or hooking every placement, and removing every piece of hardware placed, it's very weird.

And, for the record: banging pins every move on every ascent quickly destroys a climb, so I'm not advocating that.
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