Trip Report
Celebrate Mom - Cascade Style TR
Tuesday May 15, 2012 4:34pm
It is traditional on Mother's Day to climb Mt. St. Helens in a dress. Since the USFS imposes a 100 person limit on the number of climbers that can ascend above 4,800' after May 15th, Mother's Day is generally the last day that unlimited numbers of peoople can climb. The mountain comes alive with many groups taking advantage of the improving weather and less hassle. Over the last deacade, AT gear and splitboards have gradually displaced the glissade brigades.

In 2012,Mother's Day was going to be the first scorcher weekend of the year. The NWAC (anemically funded and virtually shut down for the mountaineering season)posted a rare warning for the Cascades. A day as stunning as May 13, 2012 would normally draw over 500 people to the mountain. The USFS was concerned and offered a partial refund for people who were going to heed the warnings to stay out of the backcountry.

Tradition can not be denied, and many of us simply shifted our plans to an earlier start and caution. I pulled into the parking lot at 4:45 AM thinking I would need to be careful and quiet as many parties would still be in the Land of Nod. I was amazed to see it already buzzing with a hundred headlamps, twinkling like giant fireflies, flitting about the parking lot. The preparations included rummaging through boxes of dresses, tiarras, boas, and assorted non-traditional gear.

By 5:30 AM, I was moving up the trail, well behind a large group of Seattleites. As I broke into the open, I encountered this scene:

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Chocolate Falls Fashion Review
Chocolate Falls Fashion Review
Credit: Seamstress
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The traverse over the top of the falls was in stellar shape, and the ramp up to the plains was wide and well worn like a city sidewalk. Here I encountered some real ladies in more formal attire:

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Real Ladies Siting
Real Ladies Siting
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I was joined by some of my fine feathered friends:

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Feathery Visions
Feathery Visions
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Upwards I travelled, passing some snow honoring the Holy Day.

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Holy Day of Obligation - Mother's Day
Holy Day of Obligation - Mother's Day
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I met the clear winner of the best hat competition. If you don't agree, let me see your entrant:

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Do you like my hat?
Do you like my hat?
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As I passed the seismometer, I found this man, clearly not fully embracing the spirit of the Day, but honoring his Mother Land:

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UtiliKilt
UtiliKilt
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At the base of the headwall, one congo line proceeded upwards, while another skied passed, lace fluttering in the wind:

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Headwall Hula
Headwall Hula
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This number caught my eye. I was trying to remember just where I encountered this beauty before. Yes, we were both at the Washington Mountain Association accreditation exam the weekend before. He is a shimmering Olympic Beauty, visible for at least 1/2 mile in this silver sequence getu:

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The Silver Bullet
The Silver Bullet
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I got too caught up in taking everyone's pictures with their own cameras and did not get my own summit shot this year - not that I would post the classic summit shot of myself anyway. However the return trip did provide continued amusement. The "candy-kiss" converted prom gown was quite fetching and practical:

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Simply Sweet
Simply Sweet
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In the parking lot, it was about 85 degrees. Instead of folks jamming gear in the car and racing home, a festival broke out. I rare congruence of sequence was spotted:

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Silky Sequency Smooth
Silky Sequency Smooth
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The kilted ones were hitting on this beauty in this darling sporting nearly bare shoulders and spaghetti straps:

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Moths attracted to the Flame
Moths attracted to the Flame
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People chilled, cooking and swinging:

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My Fantasy - to see my husband grilling for me after a climb
My Fantasy - to see my husband grilling for me after a climb
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Marble Madness
Marble Madness
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It was another special Mother's Day on Mt. St. Helens. See you next year, and I am inpsired to up my game and invest in a much more fitting outfit.




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Seamstress
About the Author
Seamstress is a trad climber from Yacolt, WA.

Comments
labrat

Trad climber
Erik O. Auburn, CA
  May 15, 2012 - 04:43pm PT
Nice!
RoryKuykendall

Mountain climber
Telluride, CO
  May 15, 2012 - 07:43pm PT
Ha. Good times. I didn't realize that was going on up there.
Ezra Ellis

Trad climber
North wet, and Da souf
  May 15, 2012 - 11:20pm PT
Awesome pics and a good time way to make mom proud!
Thanks
Seamstress

Trad climber
Yacolt, WA
Author's Reply  May 16, 2012 - 12:33am PT
It is traditional to call mom on the rim.
Captain...or Skully

climber
Boise, ID
  May 16, 2012 - 12:36am PT
Best TR of the Season....So far.
Goddam Glorious. Salute.
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