Trip Report
NEW ROUTEs RULEZ! ••Ardbeg, Vaca & Beyond••
Tuesday March 12, 2013 3:03am
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Seven breezes around the cabin door.
And cold ones, too! It's been a hard, freezing winter around Moab.
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As solid as I've seen it. Previous winter was bad enough:
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So we wanted to climb, and Chip Wilson and I went south, south, to somewhere a bit warmer and even more deserted:
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Well, not quite that far. But to the Valley of the Gods. Stopped in Blanding for gas, like the dinosaurs we are:
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And then to Eagle Plum Tower, in Valley of the Gods:
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In the middle of the Valley lies this, the biggest, coolest tower for miles. Yeah! Camping was freezing cold, but the place was absolutely silent, deserted. Like going back thirty years.
There was a line on the south-southwest side. Chip had been eyeing it up for a couple years.
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At the base was some old, stupid graffiti (Nate?), but never mind. Nate was not far wrong, though it did not really need to to spelled out.
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Chip got busy. For hours and hours. All day, really. Poor Art-dog was worried:
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Next day the second pitch went down, easy except for the last few feet, a traverse under a roof. I expected to place a couple bolts but a hook on a VERY fragile flake held, then came an A5 birdbeak. Except the beak bent. As did a Tomahawk. Damn. The seam was just 3/4" deep. But the bent ones seemed to catch, anyway. I'd heard that Peckers were tempered harder, so tried one. Useless. Bent, again. Three pins bent, so far. I almost called for the drill. But I'm nothing if not stubborn. I tried one more Tomahawk, this time tapped real gentle, subtle, precise and stopped as it began to bite. YES!
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Gently slid onto my weight onto it. Next? Nothing. Except fear, as I was farther and farther away from the dihedral, looking at slamming back into it if things went south. But that's what we were here for. Maybe an upside-down knifeblade under the roof? I picked out a knifeblade, painted blue. Not just any knifeblade this, but one that had arrived in a box from Piton "Santa Claus" Ron, from the Kyle Copeland Collection. Kyle would'a smiled. Ron, maybe, not so much. I hand-placed a baby angle behind a flake, slithered left to a foot-ledge, relaxed. Placed a two-bolt belay.
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The next pitch was the crux. That was clear. From the ground we had spied not much, and zi imagined all kinds of slow, scary beaking shenanigans. But in the event, this pitch went really well, with a splitter crack for 70 feet followed by a couple sneaky moves to another crack. The rock was soft, cleaning went embarrassingly fast, Chip had done real well, stacking Leepers and all sorts of trickery....
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The final pitch was mine. A perfect Toucan crack in great rock. Cleaning went embarrassingly slowly....
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Top pitch, viewed from the side:
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On top, we found an original register, with a Bill Forrest bag:
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and his business card:
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Which was a who's who of desert climbers. Those you've heard of:
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and many you've not. Very cool!
There was it turned out, a second register, at the other end of the summit. Placed by Mike Gruber, this had kind of taken over. About 30-40 ascents, so far. For me and Chip, our second, both by new routes, 26 years apart. We hung out on top for a while, enjoying the solitude, the ambience. Nothing better than this.
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Time to head home:
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crunch
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About the Author crunch is a social climber from CO. |
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bringmedeath
climber
la la land
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Mar 12, 2013 - 03:20am PT
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You always post sick stuff, thanks!
In fact the register thingy is dope and I didn't even look at the names at first... F*#kin love it
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briham89
Big Wall climber
santa cruz, ca
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Mar 12, 2013 - 03:23am PT
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Awesome! TFPU! Digging the Dora the Explorer backpack
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Mar 12, 2013 - 09:26am PT
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Hand picking the too often overlooked and getting scared I. The process -Adventure! Cheers!
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Rhodo-Router
Gym climber
sawatch choss
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Mar 12, 2013 - 12:22pm PT
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What a great couple days! Thanks crunch.
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FrankZappa
Trad climber
Durango
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Mar 12, 2013 - 12:39pm PT
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Thanks for that, Cruncher. Looks like a good time.
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crunch
Social climber
CO
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Author's Reply
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Mar 12, 2013 - 01:35pm PT
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Whoops!
I edited the title and the whole post vanished. Maybe this'll put it back....
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RyanD
climber
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Mar 12, 2013 - 01:51pm PT
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High adventure!
& the photos?!?!
Wow
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Mungeclimber
Trad climber
Nothing creative to say
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Mar 12, 2013 - 01:52pm PT
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awesome
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SteveW
Trad climber
The state of confusion
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Mar 12, 2013 - 10:13pm PT
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So Steve, when are you gonna have a show in
Denver/Boulder?????
Thanks for sharing!
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MH2
Boulder climber
Andy Cairns
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Mar 12, 2013 - 10:39pm PT
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Too much! But well understated.
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le_bruce
climber
Oakland, CA
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Mar 12, 2013 - 11:21pm PT
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The photos... great stuff.
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crunch
Social climber
CO
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Author's Reply
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Mar 12, 2013 - 11:28pm PT
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I have a few slideshows coming up! Psyched!
BAY AREA: April 5, 2013, Saratoga/San Jose REI, 7pm
BAY AREA: Apri 8, 2013, Berkely REI, 7pm
DENVER: Monday, April 22, 2013. REI Flagship Store, Denver, 6:30 pm
Also South Dakota, Crow Peak Brewery, Spearfish, March 27, 6:30.
http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.php?topic_id=2080245&msg=2090738#msg2090738
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RP3
Big Wall climber
Newbury Park
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Mar 12, 2013 - 11:36pm PT
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What a great TR. Thanks for posting!
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limpingcrab
Gym climber
Minkler, CA
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Mar 12, 2013 - 11:46pm PT
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Thanks for sharing! Great photos and a really cool summit!
What's the name of the route?
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mucci
Trad climber
The pitch of Bagalaar above you
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Mar 12, 2013 - 11:47pm PT
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Sweet hawk shot!
I have found that the blue and red have so much torque, they have a learning curve.
Thanks for the TR!
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ß Î Ø T Ç H
Boulder climber
ne'er–do–well
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Mar 13, 2013 - 02:45am PT
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Sean Plunkett has posted to the forum.
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Mar 13, 2013 - 02:51am PT
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crunchy post, crunch.
some great pics in there.
no need for a 2x4 rap on this one, eh.
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crunch
Social climber
CO
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Author's Reply
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Mar 13, 2013 - 12:14pm PT
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Hey mucci, In straight-in cracks all three Tomahawks seem interchangeable, which is real nice. For corners the bent bits are subtle, precision is required to hit them correctly. The corners are bent enough to keep the cable so it's not pinched against the rock, and they allow easy cleaning.
Have not yet noticed much unusual torqueing, maybe that's a feature in angled cracks. But only placed a few, yet.
They are the best design for the beak/pecker-style pin, I love 'em.
Another gem from the register:
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Ezra Ellis
Trad climber
North wet, and Da souf
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Mar 13, 2013 - 04:59pm PT
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That's what it's all about!!!
Thanks!!!
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mike m
Trad climber
black hills
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Mar 13, 2013 - 08:56pm PT
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Nice write up. Looks like a cool tower.
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Gal
Trad climber
going big air to fakie
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Mar 13, 2013 - 11:26pm PT
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Loved reading about this. I have camped above Valley of the Gods at Muley Point, for some reason that is one of my favorite places i have ever been. I always hope to get back to it and camp there etc. Muley Point/Goosenecks/Valley of the Gods captured me before I even climbed, which is why i hope to climb something, anything, in Valley of the Gods someday. So this trip report is cool to see an unusual or less known climb. Haven't really aid climbed, so it's crazy to see some of what it's about, such as that tomahawk pic, yikes! The summit register was really awesome, the first base jumper, wow (would've liked to witness that)! Good job, great photos, and Art dog sure looks sweet. When camping there, I was impressed by the night sky, the stars, incredible. Gotta see if I can find some 5.8 that gets to the top of something out there ;-)
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