Trip Report
Resurrection from forum to TR- Springtime in Splitterville
Monday October 29, 2012 11:35pm
Original forum post March 30th, 2009

The troops assembled from Colorado and California, converging upon our hallowed desert climbing locale. Sixteen hours of driving filled with dreams of sandy slots and parallel fissures without end. We descended into Indian Creek under a bloodlit moon, awaking the next day to our beautiful playground.

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After shuddering off the caged feeling and cobwebs from the drive at Donnelly Canyon and Battle of the Bulge on day one, day two brought us to Broken Tooth. This cliff was new for even the most seasoned creek veterans in our crew. I couldn't resist and set off straight away on a brilliant climb Rock Lobster 5.11, figuring the first half of the climb would be my warmup.

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We moved on to Pussy Wuss Crack 10+. Here is Henry contemplating how to chickenwing over a roof with piss feet. Liz was able to get her knee in, but declined the title of "Wide Ropegun Girl".

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We took some toprope runs on Inflictor 5.12-, a sick fingers and tips line, before Chris sacked up for the lead. Henry jugged the Rock Lobster line and nabbed some great images.

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Cruxin above a purple tcu.

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For a rest day we hit up our first tower- Easter Island a super fun 2 pitch 5.10 on the Bridger Jacks.

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After the mandatory night time vacillations, our goal for day four was made concrete. Bryan's last day would be spent in search of adventure on Rimshot 5.11-, a 5 pitch route that would prove to be stellar. Bryan was in need of a lead and started off on a thin hands splitter, as the unique 5.10 stembox and burly crux corner loomed on high up and left.

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A view up the stembox- what a feature and just plain fun to climb!

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Henry and I made it to the top first as a party of two, and also having accidentally bypassed the traditional start by way of hard ow and then through my first triangular shaped chimney. We had killer perspective of Liz and Bryan following Chris up the crux corner.

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Negotiating the kitty litter (thank you Chris for apt terminology) took us all to the awesome summit of Bridger Jack with the Six Shooters off in the distance.

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We said our goodbyes to Bryan, his first time in the Creek cut short by the real world. With Henry as chauffeur and Liz in Moab, Chris and I (mostly Chris) went back to retrieve our stuck rappel ropes. Once retrieved Chris took a run at the pumpy, sustained, and aesthetic Egg Drop Soup 5.12. From there we linked up with Hoopdancer 5.11 taking us to the top of Hummingbird Spire. Some sketchy rappels ended day five.

The sixth day would find us at Scarface Wall, my first time there. Warmed up on the wall's 5.11 namesake.

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With a reason in my mind not found in the realm of the rational, I racked the big gear as my first 5.11- offwidth would be on lead. Big Guy! (that's the name of this gorgeous 120 foot splitter)

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I struggled mightily on the 15 or so feet of #4 camelots as my big snowboarder knees would not fit, but once it got to 4.5 and 5 I was able to hand and fist stack to victory. What a line!

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Day 7 was our next rest day, nabbing both summits of the South Six Shooter 5.8 with our new arrival Clara.

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We returned to Moab only to be civilization shocked by the 4000 person Canyonlands marathon. First shower and some thai food were worth it. The 4:40 am alarm put me into a sore disgruntled state, but soon we would be slinking down steep dirt switchbacks in the pitch black. Our truck moved on, abreast of the Green River but unable to even know it was there as no light penetrated down to Canyonlands NP. I began to make out the depthless black cliff lines, as the morning intruded into the sky. Then, our target was before us, and my whole being filled with awe.

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Moses, Zeus, Aphrodite, and the Thoracian Mares stood silently waiting for us. The sun filled the canyon and warmed us as we prepared for Primrose Dihedrals 5.11+, seven pitches of sustained, clean, cracks to be climbed on Moses the largest of the towers. Zeus keeps watch for now.

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Henry passes the 11+ boulder problem gatekeeper, and then links the first two sustained pitches. Fingers, rings, stems, and hands. Here is getting all rockstar to surmount the 10+ jams around a roof.

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I went next, yanking on an RP to pass the devious start.

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Chris cast off on the only bad rock of the route and snapped a shot of Henry and I dangling in space. Meanwhile Clara shot a crazy perspective of the same scene from the ground.

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Chris made tidy work of linking pitches 3 and 4, a fingers roof and overhanging big hands. This left me taking lead on the last of the business- linking pitch 5 to pitch 6- the infamous ear of Moses. Tricky pro but fun climbing, all the while the ear loomed on high.

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A fun 9+ face move to lb, and then I was wrestling Moses' earlobe with 5.11 ow moves.

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I whipped out eventually, switched it to a lieback and made headway before another fall. Blood flowing freely out of a torn cuticle I summoned everything for the last hard climbing of the trip and made it to the belay. From here was surreal as we chimneyed and tunneled into Moses' brain, emerging to the summit out the top of his head.

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Feet free of my shoes, I spent one last moment of pure being and joy dangling in space on rappel. Primrose lived up to its hype and more, the perfect end to a perfect week.

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snowhazed
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snowhazed is a trad climber from Oaksterdam, CA.

Comments
climbski2

Mountain climber
The Ocean
  Oct 29, 2012 - 11:37pm PT
Wow .. spectacular photo's

Wow
Mungeclimber

Trad climber
Nothing creative to say
  Oct 29, 2012 - 11:46pm PT
that's a lotta splitts
Zander

climber
  Oct 29, 2012 - 11:49pm PT
Sweet photos and TR. Thanks,
Zander
jfailing

Trad climber
PDX
  Oct 29, 2012 - 11:50pm PT
Awesome TR - looks like you dudes are having a killer time.
Captain...or Skully

climber
Boise, ID
  Oct 30, 2012 - 12:09am PT
Seriously cool, TR, man.
BUT(!) you need serious "rest Day" lessons.
Actually rest. Lounge about & spew. It's your rest day!
Drinking & setting sh#t on fire is the agenda on a rest day.
TFPU, in a groovalicious way.
Better late than never. Cheers!
cowpoke

climber
  Oct 30, 2012 - 03:06am PT
Those first two photos, alone, had me drooling. thanks for the sweet report.
Pcutler

climber
Iowa
  Oct 30, 2012 - 08:40am PT
great pics
martygarrison

Trad climber
Washington DC
  Oct 30, 2012 - 11:28am PT
Great TR, I really enjoyed the read. Thanks
Darwin

Trad climber
Seattle, WA
  Oct 30, 2012 - 11:44am PT


Thanks for that!!!
Great photos, and you must have more photos of the crux of "Big Boy". Please post them!!! Did you all share the photography duty?

Pretty stout climbing, by the way.
Ezra Ellis

Trad climber
North wet, and Da souf
  Oct 30, 2012 - 03:41pm PT
AWesome , ThAnks!!!!!
nutjob

Sport climber
Almost to Hollywood, Baby!
  Oct 30, 2012 - 04:56pm PT
GORGEOUS!!!!

Man, I've never been to Indian Creek and it's looking like the place is a solid contender for a honeymoon destination next year.
Charlie D.

Trad climber
Western Slope, Tahoe Sierra
  Oct 30, 2012 - 06:10pm PT
What a great TR, love the photos thanks.
JOEY.F

Gym climber
It's not rocket surgery
  Oct 30, 2012 - 08:06pm PT
Awesome photos and TR guys...Wish I could warm up on5.11!
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