Trip Report
The 56 year old Desert Virgin! aka Rick's first trip to the land of towers...
Saturday October 29, 2011 12:03am
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The story of the 56 year old desert VIRGIN begins over a cold one at Old Chicago's in Louisville, CO... I'm sitting next to Rick A., a very long time climber from a galaxy far far away (e.g. Yosemite/Josh/Tahquitz etc. in the 1970's) and we chat a bit about upcoming adventures. Rick says "yeah, I'm thinking about heading out to Moab next weekend" - with my new full time life in the land of corporate cubes I'm totally jonesin' for any adventure I can squeak in, so I ask him, "you got a partner??". He says no and that actually, he has NEVER been climbing in the desert (e.g. the Colorado plateau). I say WHAT?? NEVER been to the desert?? Dude, let's go do some TOWERS! You'll love it! Rick says yes and the next thing you know, he's waking up in the dirt, with the first day's objective looking right at him.
On the drive out after work on Friday, I throw out a few options for packing in a bunch of fun over a very quick 2 day trip to the dez. I suggest warming up on the North Chimney on Castleton, then head over and climb Fine Jade for our first day. Rick says that sounds good, so we load up the packs and start up the talus cone.
I can see he is enjoying the morning 'warm up' hike up the talus as we take in the killer views all around.
We gain the ridge along the base of the towers, then head over to Castleton to see if anybody is on the North Chimney.
We get close and unfortunately, the North Chimney is already packed with 3 parties (it's about 9:30am). The Kor Ingalls route is also busy, so we decide to head over and start the day with Fine Jade, one of the best routes in the desert (IMO anyway)...
Now, while the North Chimney on Castleton is a good warm up tower route, Fine Jade packs a bit more of a punch, especially first thing in the morning. The first pitch is pretty physical and gets the blood flowing. Here is Rick coming up P1 (5.10d/11a), just past the very steep crux section which is out of the pic due to the angle of the dangle...
We did the route in 4 pitches, but it can certainly be done in 3, or stretched out to 5 short ones. We were in no hurry, so I opted for the nice stations and kept the drag on the sharp end to a minimum since I was packing a few corporate pounds that made the climbing a bit more challenging. Here is Rick coming up P2:
The next pitch involves some strenuous finger locks over a bulge (5.11a) followed by cool thin cracks and a small roof. Sorry, no pics on that one, hard to get good shots from above. I combined a short section of the next pitch with the 11a/b bolted headwall finish to get us to the top in 4. I've done this route a number of times, but I'd only done the bolted face finish once and I remember it being pretty hard and reachy for me, as it proved so again. I even had to employ the "multi colored rest" at one point, how shameful! Rick found it a bit much as well, but gave it an excellent try. Here he is, just below the summit:
As many of you know, the summit is very cool, with great views in all directions. We cruised around a bit and took the obligatory summit photos. Rick enjoyed his first desert tower summit - a desert virgin no more!!
The temps were pretty warm, so we rapped off and enjoyed some water and snacks at the base. We contemplated heading over to Castleton for round 2 for the day, but the draw of a cold one down at the car won the coin toss, so down the choss cone we went... We ended up going into Moab for dinner and the town was a zoo! Apparently, there was a marathon scheduled for the morning that would close off the road back into Castle Valley, so we opted to go cush and stay in town for the night. We decided day 2 of the adventure would be in Arches National Park. Our first climb of the day was the Right Chimney on the 3 Penguins. Here is Rick on the heinous start of the approach:
The aptly named 3 Penguins:
Racking up at the base of the route, right above the road. You could drop a cam into an RV if you had a steady hand!
The Right Chimney consists of 2 short 5.10d pitches. The first is a steep corner that goes from fingers to fists just below the belay. Here is Rick waking up desert style on P1...
The 2nd pitch starts out with some steep hands to fists, then goes to OW. Not my favorite, but I'm thinking it shouldn't be tooo bad, right?
After about 25 minutes of thrashing around and scraping various body parts, I emerge at the top of the wide stuff and top out on the very cool summit. I am sad to report however, that a couple of rests on the rope were required - I'm not so good at rounded 6" cracks me thinks! A bit degrading, but what the hell, it beats cubeland! Rick came up second and demonstrated his arm flexibility by styling the wide section with a series of quality "chicken wings" and soon he joined me on top where we were quite the hit with the tourons below!
After descending, we decided to do one more short route before heading home. We drove over to the Park Avenue area and hiked to a one pitch Indian Creek style crack called Heart of the Desert.
This was a pretty fun and somewhat strenuous hand to fist crack in a corner, about 90' to a fixed belay. Here is Rick jammin' away:
Well, after that it was time to pack up the car and head home for another exciting week in cubeland. However, we had a great time in the desert and Rick was no longer a 56 year old desert virgin. He'll be back...........
BrassNuts
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About the Author BrassNuts is a trad climber from Save your a_s, reach for the brass.... |
Comments
Crimpergirl
Sport climber
Boulder, Colorado!
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Oct 29, 2011 - 12:07am PT
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Nice! A few corporate pounds? You mean your body fat is now up to 3%? :)
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bluering
Trad climber
Santa Clara, CA
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Oct 29, 2011 - 12:11am PT
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Good sh#t, as usual!
Nice pics of the routes.
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Ed Hartouni
Trad climber
Livermore, CA
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Oct 29, 2011 - 12:19am PT
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cool jets!
but I've got RickA beat by a year for that kind of virginity...
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Oct 29, 2011 - 12:19am PT
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GREAT GREAT GREAT!!
Keep it up boys. Good for you both.
Thanks Brass!!
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Slater
Trad climber
Central Coast
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Oct 29, 2011 - 12:25am PT
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POP! way to surrender!
old guys rule
nice work fellas! great pics and climbing
ps- you're too clean to be a true dirt bag
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Republic, WA
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Oct 29, 2011 - 01:11am PT
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I always enjoy your trip reports, Brassones. Lots of cool pics.
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Oct 29, 2011 - 01:47am PT
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Nice! Psyched to be headed that way shortiy.
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Oct 29, 2011 - 02:37am PT
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Awesome guys!
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Big Mike
Trad climber
BC
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Oct 29, 2011 - 06:10am PT
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Nice TR and Excelent looking climbing. Good work!
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eeyonkee
Trad climber
Golden, CO
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Oct 29, 2011 - 08:13am PT
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Nice TR. Way to go Rick! I'm assuming you'll now keep coming back (and, thus, another potential climbing partner).
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SteveW
Trad climber
The state of confusion
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Oct 29, 2011 - 10:24am PT
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The angle of the dangle. Only BN could come up with that!!!
Stellar!
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Fritz
Social climber
Choss Creek, ID
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Oct 29, 2011 - 10:43am PT
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Great trip report! Thanks for sharing the photos and story.
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thedogfather
Trad climber
Was Red Rock, now KANSAS
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Oct 29, 2011 - 10:47am PT
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Great report Dave. I can see you are totally sandbagging your fitness before your Vegas trip. I better start doing some more chinups.
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Mark Hudon
Trad climber
On the road.
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Oct 29, 2011 - 11:00am PT
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Old Guys Rule!
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steelmnkey
climber
Vision man...ya gotta have vision...
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Oct 29, 2011 - 11:23am PT
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Pretty nice!
Excellent as usual!
Not bad for old doods!
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Rick A
climber
Boulder, Colorado
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Oct 29, 2011 - 11:28am PT
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Dave is a great climber and a gentlemen too. He is too polite to mention the several crux sections where I was hanging on the rope like dead meat on a butcher's hook. Dave led everything, took excellent photos, did all the night driving, and was a very energetic and enthusiastic guide.
The climbing was incredible and brought back memories of crack climbing in the Valley, for example, the scab you get on the back of your shoulder from off widths.
Thanks again, Dave, for a brilliant weekend.
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philo
climber
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Oct 29, 2011 - 12:20pm PT
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Phuntabulouski BNuts you sans sock sandaled cherry buster you.
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Ezra Ellis
Trad climber
North wet, and Da souf
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Oct 29, 2011 - 01:40pm PT
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Awesome, thank you hard nut brassnut!
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SCseagoat
Trad climber
Santa Cruz
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Oct 29, 2011 - 02:43pm PT
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Thanks...nice report...as I am currently sitting here in
Moab!
Susan
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Zander
climber
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Oct 29, 2011 - 04:32pm PT
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Whoo hoo!
Z
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Dirka
Trad climber
Hustle City
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Oct 29, 2011 - 04:53pm PT
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Looks like a great trip. TFPU.
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moacman
Trad climber
Montuckyian Via Canada Eh!
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Oct 29, 2011 - 05:39pm PT
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Good job you guys. It's better to be over the hill than under it...Keep up the good work.......
Stevo
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Mungeclimber
Trad climber
Nothing creative to say
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Oct 29, 2011 - 06:09pm PT
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*Like*
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pc
climber
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Oct 29, 2011 - 08:01pm PT
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Outstanding!
Gives me hope for my platinum years.
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BrassNuts
Trad climber
Save your a_s, reach for the brass...
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Author's Reply
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Oct 29, 2011 - 09:04pm PT
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Ed H - get your arse out here to the desert, I didn't realize there were more elder virgins out there! :-)
Rick A. is now "Captain Chicken Wing" in my book as he schooled me on how to do 6" rounded OW! I better stick to the thinner stuff.
Dogfather - I'm serious, this corporate thing is killing me. I went for a hike this morning and I felt my stomach jiggle - yikes! It's like what Fat Bastard said in the Austin Powers flick; "I eat because I'm unhappy and I'm unhappy because I eat"...
Happy Halloween weekend everybody!
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SteveW
Trad climber
The state of confusion
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Oct 30, 2011 - 12:22pm PT
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What a trip that'd be--BN, Ed, get Jaybro and Pamela and I'd go along just to watch!!! (Knott)!!!!
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philo
climber
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Oct 30, 2011 - 01:26pm PT
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I'm serious, this corporate thing is killing me. I went for a hike this morning and I felt my stomach jiggle Dude, you walking muscle, that wasn't a jiggle it was gas.
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Oct 30, 2011 - 01:51pm PT
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I heard that they needed more virgins in the desert because each suicide bomber has been given 72 in paradise, but it appears at this point that they seem to be scraping the bottom of the barrel!
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Ed Hartouni
Trad climber
Livermore, CA
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Oct 30, 2011 - 03:42pm PT
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hopefully it's only the barrel bottom they're interested in, not my bottom...
ok, ok, it appears I may actually have to do this soon...
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Prod
Trad climber
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Oct 31, 2011 - 12:04am PT
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Nice 1.
Prod.
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Dos XX
Trad climber
Los Angeles, CA
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Oct 31, 2011 - 09:09am PT
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Inspiration for all us high-mileage dudes!
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Crimpergirl
Sport climber
Boulder, Colorado!
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Oct 31, 2011 - 09:15am PT
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You know we have room for you Ed H. Get on out here!
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Crimpergirl
Sport climber
Boulder, Colorado!
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Bump for a fun TR
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mooser
Trad climber
seattle
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Great TR! Very cool that you guys got to hit the desert like that, and congrats, Rick, on your first time out there! One of these days, I'll get out there myself.
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cowpoke
climber
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mmm, fine jade bump.
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Brian in SLC
Social climber
Salt Lake City, UT
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Great TR, weekend warriors!
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10b4me
Social climber
Lida Junction
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Mar 13, 2014 - 04:12pm PT
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bump
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Crimpergirl
Sport climber
Boulder, Colorado!
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Mar 13, 2014 - 04:19pm PT
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When is the sequel? We need to know!
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Brokedownclimber
Trad climber
Douglas, WY
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Mar 13, 2014 - 07:06pm PT
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Very fun TR, BN! RickA seems to have been holding his own well!
When Fritz and I climb with Donini this Summer, we'll be team 209!
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Mar 13, 2014 - 09:08pm PT
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Nice Work Men!
Ed, about that desert virginity thing... Right now is a good time to care of this!
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troutboy
Trad climber
Newark, DE
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Mar 13, 2014 - 09:13pm PT
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Cool report, great pics. Thanks for sharing with another 56-year old virgin.
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Jingy
climber
Random Nobody
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Mar 13, 2014 - 09:34pm PT
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Adding yet another to the long list of truly awesome TR's I've come across from the Brassman...
Where was I when this thing first went up? Oh, wait... That's right I was totally oblivious...
Thanks for taking me to the towers with you with the photos. Love it!!
Cheers all
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SteveW
Trad climber
The state of confusion
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Mar 13, 2014 - 09:48pm PT
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Great to see this bumped back up!
Still Stellar!
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JOEY.F
Gym climber
It's not rocket surgery
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Mar 13, 2014 - 10:41pm PT
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I enjoyed that..,Thanks!
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fosburg
climber
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Mar 13, 2014 - 10:49pm PT
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+1, cool report!
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Blakey
Trad climber
Sierra Vista
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Mar 14, 2014 - 07:08am PT
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Whooot!
Great job by a couple of the village elders. Not been there yet, but I've gotta go!
Steve
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Rick A
climber
Boulder, Colorado
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Mar 14, 2014 - 09:16am PT
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Oh to be 56 again...
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Blakey
Trad climber
Sierra Vista
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Mar 14, 2014 - 09:19am PT
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I thought he may have sold you short...... ;-)
Steve
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Brokedownclimber
Trad climber
Douglas, WY
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Mar 14, 2014 - 11:06am PT
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Rick- ^^^^^^
That's what I say every morning when I look in the mirror...
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Trad is Rad
Trad climber
San Luis Obispo California
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Mar 14, 2014 - 10:36pm PT
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Towers and no helmets.......I like it!
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phylp
Trad climber
Upland, CA
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Mar 15, 2014 - 12:13am PT
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Beautiful!!!
I just love seeing them happy faces.
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ß Î Ø T Ç H
Boulder climber
ne'er–do–well
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Apr 28, 2016 - 10:10pm PT
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bump
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dee ee
Mountain climber
Of THIS World (Planet Earth)
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Apr 28, 2016 - 10:54pm PT
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Great routes!......and I was thinkin' "it ain't possible that Ricky is one year younger than I."
Then I noticed the original year of posting.
WHEW!
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teejaybee
Trad climber
Australia
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Apr 29, 2016 - 12:18am PT
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Awesome man! And quality photos, well done
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Bad Climber
Trad climber
The Lawless Border Regions
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Apr 29, 2016 - 06:21am PT
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Great TR, but it always freaks me a little to see the time warp posting. Already 5 years old. Sheesh. I'm 54, a desert virgin, and no way able to style something like Fine Jade, although I'm working on getting better.
BAd
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Apr 29, 2016 - 08:56am PT
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AWESOME report! Can't believe I did not comment on it yet. ! :)
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ddriver
Trad climber
SLC, UT
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Apr 29, 2016 - 10:38am PT
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Fine Jade yum.
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johntp
Trad climber
Punter, Little Rock
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Apr 29, 2016 - 02:30pm PT
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No helmuts? Friking old wankers getting out and doing it.
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Ghost
climber
A long way from where I started
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Apr 29, 2016 - 05:30pm PT
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Missed this the first couple of times around, but great to finally see it.
And about the desert virgin thing, I think I was well past 56 when I first got sand in my shoes. But better late than never.
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MH2
Boulder climber
Andy Cairns
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Apr 29, 2016 - 06:48pm PT
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Great to finally see it, yes. As Greg Child once put it, "An invitation to climb with BrassNuts is like..."
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