Trip Report
Tripper Report, shortcut to surreal.

by Norwegian
Monday May 21, 2012 12:04am
a ton of anti-reality upon
my tongue,
i broke into jail and
another rope solo goal
surrenders to history,

surrealistic pillar, direct. 5.10a.
i've bailed twice on this thing,
both times at the committing
traverse to gain the beautiful overhanging
hands.

i sold all my beliefs for one day
and thus unburdened i sent this
fun.

i charged admssion
but no won showed
so im poor again

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surreal direct
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kids have some fun on me,
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cheers peers.
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Norwegian 		About the Author
Norwegian is a trad climber from dancin on the tip of god's middle finger.

Comments
Captain...or Skully

climber
Boise, ID
  May 21, 2012 - 12:07am PT
Nicely done. Grins!
Or rather...TFPU! Either/and.
mucci

Trad climber
The pitch of Bagalaar above you
  May 21, 2012 - 12:12am PT
Cool Man!

Glad to see you out doing your thing.

Good times getting lost on the second pitch all those years ago....

Way to fire.
enjoimx

Trad climber
Yosemite
  May 21, 2012 - 12:15am PT
Very cool!
Russ Walling

Social climber
from Poofters Froth, Wyoming
  May 21, 2012 - 12:19am PT
Good stuff Weege!
Nate D

climber
San Francisco
  May 21, 2012 - 12:26am PT
Barefoot climbing in a dress is gonna be the new rage. Sweet!
Gal

Trad climber
going big air to fakie
  May 21, 2012 - 01:01am PT
Great job!
justin01

Trad climber
sacramento
  May 21, 2012 - 02:23am PT
I love that pitch, probably the best single pitch I have climbed there. You really ran it out, isn't there a bolt on that hand traverse? Maybe my mind is mistaken...
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Republic, WA
  May 21, 2012 - 02:50am PT
I like.
Dirka

Trad climber
Hustle City
  May 21, 2012 - 09:13am PT
BUMP!
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
  May 21, 2012 - 09:42am PT
Ha ha ha, very cool! Man, they look like you!
Ezra Ellis

Trad climber
North wet, and Da souf
  May 21, 2012 - 10:33pm PT
Sweet Weeg, good times!
Studly

Trad climber
WA
  May 21, 2012 - 10:55pm PT
Yeah!
hossjulia

Trad climber
Carson City, NV
  May 21, 2012 - 11:05pm PT
noice, great prose, thanks for the share!
ImplicitD

Trad climber
Boise
  May 24, 2012 - 12:13pm PT
Youve done this one with the Chatty Partner many a time. Nice work. Girls look great.
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
  May 24, 2012 - 12:23pm PT
Awesome Weeg!

Keep it up!
sac

Trad climber
Sun Coast B.C.
  May 24, 2012 - 01:01pm PT
Good one!
Your system helped me, and SP... get aquainted!... Awhile back.
Noticed your young one's set up...
Fashioned a few of those myself.
Say, no offence n' all but, what if she went upside down?
Happened to my boy once, and scared me...
Into getting a body harness for him.
Cheers!
Thanks for your TR.

Andy.
Norwegian

Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
Author's Reply  May 24, 2012 - 01:11pm PT
jebus my wife was at the base with us
so i tamed the circus to just shy of respectable....

plus,
the kids and all...

yes, sac. the youngin's harnasses are in the mail.
this was make up play,
and im glad they didn't flip over.
i was belaying them tight so
no real possibility of them head diving.
ImplicitD

Trad climber
Boise
  May 24, 2012 - 11:19pm PT
Harnesses are definitely in order. And helmets. And a grigri for when daddy is drinking.

As for the climbing, a sweet send.

I had an odd experience on that climb once. DT and I were Drinking in the parking lot before heading up to do the route. I set off on the lead. I was doing well except that, when I was resting right before the crux, I just blacked out and fell off. I awoke mid fall and caught myself on the rope as it was clipped above to a piece. I pulled back on and sent the climb...scared and excited all in one.....
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